Carrie DeLoppus

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matuik:

Matt making fun of Tom…

matuik:

Matt making fun of Tom…

We’re going to rock your dicks right out of your fucking mouths.

- Tom Delonge of Blink 182 at Amnesia Rockfest 2014 in Quebec. (via rooster-not-zidane)

Mark, your gay is showing.

a-bit-of-candlewax-left:

You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE

(Source: goddammitchip)

scarred-fallenangel:

jozzieblood:

troye-is-a-cutie-patootie:

selfless-gunman:

REBLOG IF YOUR OTP IS GAY

I need to prove my mom that it’s perfectly normal and common to ship two men (or women)

*reblogs 1000 times for each gay couple I ship*

Almost ALL my otp’s are gay. Like there are only 3 or 4 that are straight.

Is it gay if one of them doesn’t technically have a sex

rampagey:

amydentata:

robot-heart-politics:

GOP Politician Tweets That Transgender People Should Go To Concentration Camps

Todd Kincannon later conceded that, if concentration camps aren’t going to work, “mental institutions will do just fine”


Trust me, there’s more than just trans people he wants to see in camps, but this is what will give him the least backlash.

PASS THIS ON LIKE A JOINT AT A COLLEGE PARTY, FOLLOWERS. I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKER FACE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS DISGUSTING THING.

rampagey:

amydentata:

robot-heart-politics:

GOP Politician Tweets That Transgender People Should Go To Concentration Camps

Todd Kincannon later conceded that, if concentration camps aren’t going to work, “mental institutions will do just fine”

Trust me, there’s more than just trans people he wants to see in camps, but this is what will give him the least backlash.

PASS THIS ON LIKE A JOINT AT A COLLEGE PARTY, FOLLOWERS. I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKER FACE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS DISGUSTING THING.

(Source: )

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

pantslesswrock:

sherlockedinseattle:

I JUST SPIT COFFEE ALL OVER MY COMPUTER HOLY SHIT

THAT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG

(Source: iraffiruse)

staplesthedemon:

handpickedhappiness:

eldiabla:

anfagistan:

gogogadgetweave:

bradford-socks:

ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, I give you

Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance, with the vocal part replaced with a single pitch shifted sample of a duck quacking

?????  ??????? ? ? ? ??? ? ?? ?? ? ??

IM SO FUCGJING DONE WITHTHIS WEBSITE

It sounds like something that’d be in animal crossing

You explained exactly what this was going to be and i’m still not sure how to react…

Rebloging again because I laughed so hard I passed out then woke myself up laughing.

(Source: bradfordsox)

nebranska:

Every fucking day

nebranska:

Every fucking day