Carrie DeLoppus

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themexicanpirate:

I kinda hope it’s icing
otherwise I would be pretty impressed by your accuracy^^

themexicanpirate:

I kinda hope it’s icing

otherwise I would be pretty impressed by your accuracy^^

(Source: hisstoryrepeatsitself)

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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travisbarkerisaninsideoutoreo:

there is no better show than 30 rock 

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

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warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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kyonsama:

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

arcanehex:

thespookyastabater:

a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak 

Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed